Bernie Madoff is a Giant in His Field

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Who can honestly say he isn’t enjoying this financial crisis? It has unhorsed cavalier fund managers…it has turned the masters of the universe into servile waiters…it has made Nobel Prize winners look like morons. The rich…the proud… the pompous…the vain…the incompetent…Wall Street – surely there is a God…an ‘invisible hand’…giving them all a whack on the head!

And there are the regulators too! Under their very noses the biggest scams in history went unnoticed. America’s SEC alone – to say nothing of the countless other cops on the financial beat – had 3,371 employees playing the piano in 2006. If you can believe it, not a single one of them noticed what was going on in the back room. Even after rummaging through Bernard Madoff’s back office twice in the last three years, they still didn’t know. They must have been like pets watching an orgy…with no idea what to make of it, but wagging their tails and vaguely wanting to get in on the action.

Between Tuesday and Wednesday of last week, Madoff’s managed accounts were thrown into a “spiral of horror” said one fund manager. Tipped off by his own sons, the feds went to Madoff’s apartment. They gracefully asked if there was perhaps a misunderstanding. No, replied Madoff, “there was no innocent explanation.” And so, they put the cuffs on him and acted as though they had Lucifer himself in custody.

Bernie Madoff is a giant in his field. He out-Ponzied Charles Ponzi. He out-Princed Chuck Prince. He could have taught the Egyptians how to build pyramids. In the history of high-stakes grifting, he out did them all. A Robin Hood with Alzheimer’s; he stole from the rich. If he’d only remembered to give to the poor he’d be a hero!

Madoff’s charm was that he out-foxed the foxes and out-scammed the scammers. How hard was it to give away new houses to people who didn’t have any money…or get people who didn’t speak English to sign toxic mortgage documents? Child’s play, really. And the executives with their millions in bonuses… and humbuggers like Richard Fuld – their marks were mostly ordinary stock market investors; low hanging fruit compared to the coconuts Madoff plucked. Rather than go after the widows and orphans, he swindled the smartest money in the world…money managed by family offices…the old Jewish money from New York and south Florida…London’s Man Group…Switzerland’s Union Bancaire Privee. He even flim-flammed the hedge funds – including Fairfield Greenwich for $7.5 billion. And Tremont, a fund of hedge funds, put in more than $3 billion. How cool is that?

And he was remarkably democratic about it; he took money from his own tribe, his own clan, and his own golf club buddies. Billions of it. Even more impressive, he did it not with hyperbole, but with relative modesty. He produced only about 10% per year – which didn’t seem like much during the Bubble Epoque.

How could he guarantee steady 10% per year returns from stocks? Like so many of the conceits and delusions of La Bubble Epoque, it was absurd on its face. How come the SEC, with its legions of accountants, didn’t notice that the numbers were fraudulent? And how could the entire financial industry – with its Nobel winners and it business school graduates – not have noticed what was even obvious to us feral economists here at The Daily Reckoning? For years, we warned that the whole thing was a scam, a fraud and a delusion. And The Daily Reckoning is free!

And now, historians look back and wonder: how could people have been so stupid? The answer is simple: in a bubble, it pays to be stupid. You buy something at a lamebrained price…and it goes up. Not only did stupidity pay, it paid well. Running a bank paid better than robbing one. Hedge fund managers got paid more than contract killers or stick-up men.

“When the tide goes out, you see who’s been swimming naked,” says Warren Buffett. We haven’t seen the tide so low in many years; the view is nauseating…hideous…but never before have we seen so many skinny dippers nor had such a laugh. More than $15 trillion has been lost…so much that it threatens to turn the lights out on the entire world economy. The investment banking industry has disappeared. Regular banks have been nationalized. The auto industry is broke. Investors stagger. And mobs break shop windows protest.

Historians will try to make sense of it. But all historians lie. Not intentionally. It’s a professional requirement. They look back and think they see a plot. From then on, every circumstance is bent, greased and wedged into the story line. The basic facts are the same any way you look at it; the dramatis personae don’t change. But the historian can make readers laugh or cry. He can turn it into morality play or an amoral farce. He can focus on the struggle of the masses or the failures of leaders, the triumph of a caste…the defeat of a class…or the perfidy of an entire profession. Already, they’re telling their tale: the system failed…now, we need to fix it. We need more regulation; another Nobel Prize winner, Joseph Stiglitz, says so in the current issue of Newsweek Magazine.

Too bad they can relax and enjoy the elegant mischief of capitalism. In the space of 6 months, it has scratched 10,000 Porsches…destroyed more monuments than Cromwell…and squeezed the rich harder than Mitterand. It would have taken an army of dreary Bolsheviks decades to redistribute so much wealth; and it wouldn’t be half as much fun.

Enjoy your weekend,

Bill Bonner
The Daily Reckoning Australia

Bill Bonner

Bill Bonner

Best-selling investment author Bill Bonner is the founder and president of Agora Publishing, one of the world's most successful consumer newsletter companies. Owner of both Fleet Street Publications and MoneyWeek magazine in the UK, he is also author of the free daily e-mail The Daily Reckoning.
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  1. Bernie Madoff was undoubtedly influenced by Milburn Drysdale III. If you don’t quickly get accustomed to the likes of Granny’s possum stew & viddles you may be going hungry. At least Granny’s food was healthy! That was years ago (Beverly Hillbillies first screened in 1962). These days, the less money we have the more chunderburgers we seem to enjoy. Bon apatite to your arteries!

    Coffee Addict
    December 22, 2008
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  2. This description is a keeper.

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  3. Bill Bonner tells it like it is…and with comedy. Bernard Madoff had many clients in the charity game. Just wonder where did all the charity dividends go and to whom?

    Sam Di Muzio
    December 23, 2008
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  4. Hillbilly jokes aside, the facts concerning Bernie Madoff are yet to emerge. Sam asks where did the money go to whom? Bernie Madoff couldn’t have spent it all at Casinos and if it went into property there would be a reasonable comeback for the investors. I may be wrong but it is most probable that the money went into the market and was simply lost in the market.

    Bernie has dobbed himself in (via his sons to keep their names clear I guess), and called a spade a spade. If there was a dishonestly it was in placing investor funds in higher risk portfolios that what the investors expected (and cashing in on the difference during the Bull years). But were Bernie’s investments high risk? Everything has gone bust including many AAA investments. The investigators will let us know in the New Year.

    My guess is that Bernie could have saved himself and his reputation by declaring insolvency (under Section 11) 18 months ago. The so called Ponzi scheme was probably no more than a misplaced bet by the fund managers simply took a bet that the market would turn around and it didn’t.

    Coffee Addict
    December 23, 2008
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  5. When the legal system legalized queer ‘marriage’ why did nobody smell a rat?

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  6. I think Madoff is a damned site smarter than any one thinks.By throwing his hands in the air & declaring his whole operation a scam,those very people who invested with him are now entitled to taxpayer bailout.The Fed now has to prove that his investments were legit or they will pay the bill.Quite cleaver really!!

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