The Cheeseburger Police


Let’s begin the week with a cynical thought experiment. It’s really a conclusion about what’s going on in the financial markets. And the conclusion is this: the value of financial assets and currencies is being deliberately crashed in order to transfer wealth from the public to a small group of global elites.

Sounds crazy right? Maybe even cranky? Call the Cheeseburger Police! We’ll get to them shortly. But first…

The typical result of credit booms and busts is to transfer ownership of real assets and productive businesses from the public to the insiders. In our thought experiment, the Federal Reserve exists to make this happen in a way that doesn’t alert to the public to what’s really going on. The insiders – or anyone who knows how these things work – sell to the public in the mania phase. The panic and crash phase of a bust is when the public realises the game is up.

Prices crash and liquidity disappears in the bust. Real assets and the share prices of real businesses are left lying around on the ground. If your money didn’t get destroyed in the crash, all the good assets can be bought cheap. The end result is that the middle class ends up poorer and the financial/political elites end up owning all the good stuff.

This happens time after time in financial markets. Productive assets are slowly accumulated by a small group while in real terms, incomes fall for the majority. Another way to think of this is as modern feudalism, but with better-dressed peasants who have iPhones.

In the modern feudal world, you don’t work the land. You work a keyboard, if you can find a job. And if you can’t, the government will pay you a token wage to keep you from starving/working. The main improvement of the modern feudal system is that the King can’t kill you extra-judicially. In the modern feudal system, only the Chief Executive has the power to deny you life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness via a drone strike.

This reprieve from arbitrary death from above (the King) is probably the biggest improvement in modern feudalism. So far, the only people to be killed thusly are terrorists and unlucky strangers who don’t vote in US elections. And to be fair, when it comes to subsistence, there are plenty of cheap calories in the modern world. People may be malnourished on modern food, but they won’t starve. Worst case scenario, you eat your way into a food coma or some medical crisis.

Up until now, being a financial serf was bearable. But something is different about the preceding boom and the current bust. When Internet stocks crashed, it was a wealth transfer. People lost money. But it wasn’t real money anyway. It was the gains from the bubble, not capital saved for retirement.

Besides, in response to the dot com crash the US Fed lowered interest rates. World monetary policy became synchronised. The result was a boom in all assets and in all places. Stocks, bonds, real estate, commodities…you name it. Nearly everything boomed.

Now we get to the part that’s different about this bust. This bust began in 2009. But the authorities soon discovered that things had become so complex and so large that a normal correction/wealth transfer was not possible. It’s okay to pump up Internet stocks and then watch them crash. But you can’t very well pump up the whole global financial system and then watch it crash can you?

Can you? Well, yes, you could. But there would be a couple of unavoidable results. One result would be a global economic collapse. The system is interlinked now. A financial crash becomes an economic crash…the Greater Depression Ben Bernanke wants to avoid. But that’s just the start.

A financial crash means the end of the current global monetary system. US dollar devaluation played a key role in the credit boom. But it undermined the stability of the whole dollar system. You crash the system, you crash the dollar. What comes after the dollar? You can bet the people who benefit from the dollar system – the Fed – don’t want to find out.

But the most serious result of the system crash – and we’re talking much more serious than Microsoft’s blue screen of death – is that real people see their real lives really wiped out. When Middle Class savings are destroyed through stock market crashes, housing crashes, and inflation, people end up a lot poorer. And that’s just the Middle Class. The people who went into the crash with even less come out of it worse than ever before.

Let’s end the thought experiment there. It can’t be possible that anyone would wish for all those consequences of a system crash, could it? The only people who could wish for such a thing are the people who see it as a chance to build an anti-democratic global system from the ruins of the current one…a system with one government and one money and one rule of law which only applies to the governed and not the rule makers or money makers.

That can’t really be what they’re after, can it?

In any event, we will find out this week if coordinated central bank interventions from the Federal Reserve, the Bank of Japan, and the European Central Bank are enough to keep markets from crashing for a little longer. The central bankers are fighting a losing battle, we fear. When you look at the world’s financial system as a series of geometric shapes, it’s a giant wedge of credit supported by a tiny triangle of equity.

In banking terms, there’s only a small portion of real, quality collateral supporting a huge edifice of asset values. Sovereign government bonds used to count as quality collateral. But the debt crisis has changed perceptions of value and safety. What you have is a financial system supported by very few reliable, quality assets which aren’t also someone else’s obligation or promise to pay.

So let’s keep an eye on stocks and see how they hold up. Each new phase of money printing has packed a weaker punch. If the pattern holds, markets will be under pressure soon. And then we’ll see if the financial crash is simply a pre-text for getting you to surrender your liberty as well as your money.

But maybe we’re just a bit gloomy because it’s a Monday and we went to the Jimmy Buffett concert at the Palais last night. Jimmy Buffett concerts are usually lots of fun. They tend to be outside, when it’s sunny and warm. Sometimes a lot of alcohol is involved. You hardly ever see anyone leaving a Buffett concert angry.

Last night’s show, however, was dominated by the spirit of the Cheeseburger Police. These are the people – you probably know some of them – who are determined to destroy any trace of fun in life by forcing their rules on everyone else. They were out in force last night at the Palais, refusing to let people stand and dance during the show.

Granted, if you’d paid good money to see a show and someone stood up in front of you to sway drunkenly to ‘Margaritaville’, you might feel like you didn’t get your money’s worth. But we’d suggest you shouldn’t go to a rock concert if you don’t like people dancing and singing. Just a thought.

What happened last night was sad. A group of colourfully dressed party goers (Parrott Heads) sat in the front row. They were merry. They were loud. They were on their feet. And that’s where the trouble started. A concert-long struggle ensued in which the happy people – encouraged by Buffett on the stage – would stand up and dance during a song, only to be shushed down by the usher.

The comedy/farce/tragedy reached its climax during the stirring rendition of ‘Cheesburger in Paradise‘. This time the little band of Pirates in the front row would not be stopped. They sang. They danced. They ignored the usher.

And then! And then an angry middle-aged woman in the crowed, sitting several rows behind the Pirates, jumped out of her seat, stormed to the front row, lectured the merry men (and women) and made a lightning quick lunge for the banner. Buffett strummed and stared with bemusement and disbelief.

Eventually even the newly deputised lieutenant in the Cheesburger posse gave up. Later, Buffett got everyone to their feet in a show of defiance. We’re not exactly sure what it was in defiance of. Of not constantly being told when you can have fun, what you should do, or how you should behave. But everyone stood up and defied until the last verse of the song…and then sat right back down.


Dan Denning
for The Daily Reckoning Australia

From the Archives…

The Sharks Amongst the School
21-09-2012 – Greg Canavan

Bernankonomics 101
20-09-2012 – Greg Canavan

There’s Going To Be a Fight
19-09-2012 – Dan Denning

The World’s #1 Money Printer
18-09-2012 – Bill Bonner

The Video That Started All the Controversy
17-09-2012 – Dan Denning

Dan Denning
Dan Denning examines the geopolitical and economic events that can affect your investments domestically. He raises the questions you need to answer, in order to survive financially in these turbulent times.

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4 years 1 month ago

Two things.

Never a truer word spoken in jest.

Dan Denning, conspiracy theorist!!!

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